Made me Giggle...

At age 4 success is... not wetting your pants.
At age 12 success is... having friends.
At age 16 success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is... having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking.
At age 35 success is... having money.
At age 50 success is... having money.
At age 60 success is... having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking.
At age 70 success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is... having friends.
At age 80 success is... not wetting your pants.